Things the anime characters would never say

[Kat]

We all have dreams like that I think, I remember when I first got into pokemon I was in grade 4 and all me and my friends ever did was play pokemon at recess and lunch it was so much fun lol

and how about for something a character from pokemon would never say.

Giovanni: Ash, I am you father....(I know its lame but still ive always had the feeling that it was the case with ash as you never know who his real father is I dont think)

[Kell]

Ooh, I didn't watch the show, but in the games, I always thought that was a possibility too (Giovanni being the player's father).

[Naze]

Actually, there were many hints that Giovanni/Sakaki actually was the father of Satoshi/Ash. However, it was never fully confirmed.

[яєmoяsє]

Now that I think about it, it's highly possible. I mean, black hair, dark eyes... 'Leaders.'

[Kell]

It's kind of creepy, because I always thought of him like, as a really old Don in a mafia...and Delia doesn't look that old.

[Naze]

Giovanni just said it's time to go to the mattresses. [For all of you who get the perverted AND Godfather joke in this, you deserve a cookie]

[яєmoяsє]

... That's... nice.. xD

[darknessxunleashed]

Yays, I gets a cukie! =D

That would be funny, though...If, in a video on Youtube called Pokemon Spoof, there should be a part 3 with that whole Star Wars thing with Ash and Giovanni... XDD

[Birdybot]

I got a couple!

Ash: I'm gonna go a whole month without releasing a Pokémon!

Ash: Screw this, I'm going to school.

Dawn: Being a pretty girl sucks! I'm gonna be a mass-murderer!

May: Oh wow, isn't that -insert tough Pokémon here- awesome?

Brock: Screw Jenny and Joy, I like Ash.

Pikachu: RRRRRAAAAAAWWWWWRRRRRRR!!!!!